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LUKE: You called, here I am, let´s do it!
MICHEL (thinking): Argh, do they really have to do these booty calls every 3 hours?! It´s annoying! And enviable, grr.


LUKE: I see you fixed the banisters Tom. Good work!
TOM: Yeah, again.


TOM: You should really find another place for your dirty activities, I´m sick of fixing the banisters three times within two days.
LUKE (thinking): Damn, I loved that the banisters were so springy when we did it against them.


LORELAI: Maybe we should try the new table in the kitchen?
LUKE: Ok, we didn´t use a table for a couple of days, it´s about time.


SOOKIE: You know, they are pretty entertaining. Unfortunately I only saw them do it once, but they are both pretty agile and inventive. And let me tell you, Luke´s physique is pretty impressive if you know what I mean.
LORELAI & LUKE (thinking): Wow, I didn´t know Sookie was so impressed by us.


SHEL: That sounds so great. I can hardly wait to see it too!


SHEL: So, could I maybe watch right now?
LORELAI: Ehm, well...
LUKE: I can´t do that in front of other people! Sookie, you only could watch us because I didn´t know you were hiding behind the counter at the diner when we were doing it on it.
SOOKIE: Oh Luke, stop being so prudish.


LORELAI: Wait a minute, I´ll try to convince him.
SHEL: That would be great.


LUKE: I really don´t feel comfortable doing it in front of that guy. He already undressed me with his eyes when he looked at me. I don´t wanna feel like a sex object.


LORELAI: I´m sorry Shel. Luke really doesn´t want to do it when you´re here.


SHEL: That´s a pity, I was so looking forward to it.


LUKE: Could you make that guy leave. I can´t wait any longer.
LORELAI: Mmh, I can see that. And feel it.

After christening the new kitchen table, twice...


LUKE: Hey Andrew, do you maybe have a self-help book or tape for people who have a problem with having sex in front of other people?


ANDREW: You´re lucky. I just got a new supply of "Public sex for Dummies".

10 minutes later...


TAPE: Did you ever have sex in unusual places?
LUKE: If the kitchen of the Dragonfly and Taylor´s frontyard are unusual, then sure.


TAPE: If the answer was yes, then you are already on your best way to do it no matter who is watching.
LUKE (thinking): I hope so.

2 hours later...


TAPE: Have you finished your list of people you would like to watch you and your partner? If yes, then it´s time for some action.
LUKE: Ok, Jess is first.

1 hour later...


LUKE: Hey, do you wanna come by tomorrow and watch me and Lorelai having sex?


JESS: Really? Yeah sure, that would be cool!

The next day...


LORELAI: This is the surprise you promised me? A list with names?


LUKE: Yep. You can look forward to having sex with me in front of all the 53 people on the list. On after the other.


LORELAI: Seriously? This is the best surprise ever!


JESS: Ok guys, ready for the show?


LORELAI: Why is he taking off his clothes too?
LUKE: Maybe he got the wrong impression why I invited him. Ehm Jess, I wanted you to watch us having sex, not the other way round.


LORELAI: Wow, he´s pretty impressive though.
LUKE: What can I say: Like uncle, like nephew.