The real reason why Lorelai dated Digger and how Luke saved her..

Lorelai: I have to buy marshmallows and chocolate and...what happened there with that car? Looks like someone needs my help.


Lorelai: Hello? Hey, can I help you somehow? Are you injured?


Digger (thinking): And there she is, my evil plan seems to work.
Digger (saying): Miss, I´m glad you are here. I think I hurt my leg while driving so fast.


Digger: Could you please get in the car and drive me to the hospital?
Lorelai: Of course I´ll help you!


Digger: You are feeling very tired, your eyelids are getting heavy. Close your eyes, let it happen. When you wake up again, you will have forgotten everything about that diner owner you secretly dream of. You will think I´m sexy and great. And you will even love my pretty white sweater. Now, wake up!


Lorelai: Wow, you are incredibly sexy and great. Love the sweater. I wanna be your girlfriend.


Luke (thinking): What is Lorelai doing in a car with that guy? I think I´ve seen him in the news a while ago, he must be some kind of criminal. I have to save her!

2 hours later...


Luke (thinking): Now I´ve checked every newspaper from the last 6 months and nothing about that guy. Let´s hope the meeting with the private investigator is more successfull.

1 hour later...


Private investigator: I´ve had other cases regarding that guy, but he´s too clever for me. Sorry man, can´t help you. Good luck, maybe you can put a stop to his game.


Luke: Ok, now it´s me against him. No guy steals my girl from me, he should better run and hide.

The next day...


Luke (thinking): Finally I found a trace, the idiot lost his ID. I should go to his apartment, I bet that´s where Lorelai is.


Luke (thinking): Here it is. If I am very quiet I can sneak in and maybe rescue Lorelai.


Luke (thinking): Oh my god, that´s worse than I expected. Poor Lorelai!


Digger (thinking): Just a little more champagne and I´ll have her completely naked.
Lorelai (thinking): He is sexy. He is great. Love his white sweater.


(just pretend Digger has a Stars Hollow wallpaper;))
Luke: Let her go or you´ll have my fist in your ugly face.


Lorelai: Who is this, Digger? He looks familiar somehow.


Lorelai: Wait, I remember, you are Luke. My hero! Take me away from here.


Digger (thinking): Damn, I was so close.

The next morning...


Lorelai: Thanks again for saving me.
Luke: You´ve already thanked me enough. And I´ll make sure that you never forget me again. So, what else should we buy, now that we have Digger´s credit card...?

THE END