The Size Of Things

KIRK: Listen Rory, I know you a while now and I think we are perfect for each other. Let´s go out tomorrow night.


RORY: Guess what happened while you where in the storage room with Luke: Kirk asked me out! I´m a lucky girl. He might be the one.


LORELAI: Welcome to the family, Kirk. Treat my girl right.
KIRK: I will. And if it doesn´t work out with her I´ll give you a call.

The next night...


LORELAI: You are back late. How was your date with Kirk? I want details.


RORY: Let me tell you, at first Kirk was the perfect gentleman. He opened the door for me and ordered everything on the menu. Then we went to his place. His mother is quite nice. In his room things got a little heated.


LORELAI: You slept with Kirk? On your first date? With his mother in the next room? How was it?


RORY: All I have to say about it is: look at my fingers.


LORELAI: That small? You must be kidding! I would have never thought...not that I have ever thought about it.


RORY: I was polite enough to say nothing about it to him, but then he said my boobs are too small.


RORY: So what do you think? Too small?
LORELAI: Well, to say they are big would be a lie.


RORY (thinking): Damn, I´ll never have a steady relationship.