The Cinnamon Incident

Rory: That smell is disgusting. What have I done? I should go to the diner right now and tell Mom. Maybe she knows what to do.


Lorelai: You did what?! Have I taught you nothing?! How do I deserve a daugther like you?!


Lorelai: Rory did something extremely stupid. I have to go and take care of it. But I´ll see you tonight. l give you this nude pic of me as an incentive, ok?
Luke: Sure, that fits right into my collection.


Babette: Ok Rory, tell me step by step what happened.
Rory: I was catsitting Cinnamon, as you know. And I wanted to take a bath because I like your tiny bathtub. I didn´t keep my eyes on Cinnamon for one little minute. The next thing I know is that the cat suddenly was in the water. I tried to dry Cinnamon in the microwave oven but that didn´t really make things better.
Lorelai: And you thought hiding the corpse under your bed would be a good solution?
Rory: Well, it worked. Only the smell was a weak point.

Later at the diner...


Lorelai(thinking): I can´t believe Luke made a poster of my nude pic and put it up here!
Boy scouts(thinking): She´s hot!
Iaylor(thinking): This Luke is a lucky man. Maybe if I hide my paunch a little I have a chance with her too?

Meanwhile at Yale...


Logan: Rory did what?
Richard: Logan, I really like you and I considered it my duty to tell you about it. Maybe you should look for a girl that´s clever enough to really get rid of a cat corpse.


Paris(thinking): Now that blondie is finally out of the picture I should try my luck with Rory.


Happy end.