A Cat´s Tale

Hi everyone. My name is Cici and this is the story of my adventures in a small town named Stars Hollow. Just follow the imprints of my paws and you will see some unbelievable things.

My first stop was the local candy & ice cream shop, where I witnessed a strange scene...


Lecherous bearded toupee wearing guy: Mrs. Cassini, you really have to believe me that this is customary business procedure. Because you forgot your purse at home you´ll have to pay for your purchase in kind, if you know what I mean.


Mrs. Cassini: Ok, Taylor. You want to go to your place or mine?

I had seen enough to join a cat convent and went to search for a more innocent place. The diner next to the shop looked nice. And there seemed to be love in the air...

Beautiful woman with balance troubles: Oh Luke, please catch me!
Luke, the grumpy but handsome diner owner: Geez, not again. This show is getting stale, Lorelai.

And then it hit me: She was trying to attract his attention and he was absolutely clueless. I understood why she wanted him. I swear, if I wasn´t a cat...But anyway, I considered it my duty to bring them together. I visited the town´s specialist for love relationships to ask her for advice, but she wasn´t helpful at all.


Dr. Spinster (thinking): This cat is crazy to think Luke should get together with Lorelai. He is supposed to be with me!

After that disappointment I went to Lorelai´s mother.


Judging by her reaction she also didn´t like my revelation that Lorelai should be with Luke.

Now the only solution I could think of was to talk to Lorelai. But apparantly she was in denial big time and didn´t want to listen.


Lorelai: Did you say anything? I can´t hear you. Lalalalalalalalal....


It didn´t even help that I gave her a preview of the future she would have if she didn´t date Luke soon. The look of her future husband didn´t scare her as much as I had hoped. She only commented on the future fashion.


Finally I decided to make Lorelai drunk and place her in front of the diner. Soon Luke dragged her in like I had planned.

When I saw them the next morning I knew I was the perfect matchmaker.


Lorelai: Honey, let´s go home and you can show me your toolbox again.
Luke: Why go home, we have a perfect table right in front of us.


Lorelai: Thank you, Cici!
Luke (thinking): Stop talking to the cat and take care of me.

Aren´t they cute? Let´s give them some privacy now and let them make beautiful babies. Maybe they name their first-born child Cici. I just love Stars Hollow now, despite the Taylor incident. And the best thing is, I found love here too...