Lockjaw

Lorelai: What do you mean, Dad? I didn`t do anything to get that lockjaw. It just happened.
Rory(thinking): This is so embarrassing.


Lorelai: I can`t stand that lockjaw anymore. Miss Patty, you`re an experienced woman, don`t you know a cure for that?


Miss Patty: Ok, honey. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. Now close your eyes, count to ten and think of someone who should have the lockjaw instead of you. When you open your eyes you will be healed.


Lorelai: I can`t believe it, it worked! I`m healed!


Lane: What`s that?! I can`t close my mouth! What happened?! Help!