Dear Dr. Phil...

"Dear Dr. Phil,


I visited my good friend Lorelai. She was running down the stairs in tight shorts and shirt. That view changed my attitude towards her completely.


I spent a whole day and night in my apartment talking to myself about whether or not I should ask her out. I decided to risk it.


But when she came to the diner the next day she wore the most hideous shirt I´ve ever seen and I couldn´t do it.


Seriously, I´ve even seen a deer run away in panic when it saw her passing by in that shirt.


I wanted to try again the next day, but her wardrobe was even worse.


I´m now sitting at the bus stop, waiting to be taken away from here. That´s the only solution I can think of. Any help is appreciated, Dr. Phil. Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,
Luke Danes"