Magic

RORY: I think you can do better than that.
LORELAI: Don´t let you irritate by Rory, she is not as experienced as I am. You are doing good so far. No, don´t worry - noone can see you if they look through the window. I shield you with the rug.


SOOKIE: You should bend your head a little more. The right angle of the tongue is really important.


MARTY: I try, but it´s not easy. I think I´ll never be a perfect lover.


LORELAI: Oh my God. That was the worst nightmare. Having dirty dreams about Rory´s friends is a safe indicator that I´m in serious need of some great Luke loving. Rooory!!! Bring me Luke and don´t come back for the rest of the night.


RORY: Luuuke!!! Mom is needy! Luuuke!


RORY: Where is Luke? And what are you doing here?
MICHEL: It seems as if the magical stuff I mixed into your Mom´s coffee already put her in the mood for some good old-fashioned lovemaking. And if the stuff is as good as I hope she shouldn´t even notice that I´m not Luke.


MICHEL: You know Rory, I wanted to do this since we spent the night together in the zucchini patch. Got a nice look at some of her body parts when she was turning around in her sleep. But since she only has eyes for Luke I had to get rid of him. And sorry Rory, of you too.


RORY (right): Damn, who would have thought Michel has such magical powers.
LUKE (left): He will never get my Lorelai. Rory, we have to do something!