Apples

Jackson: Ok Lorelai, if you´re a good girl now and push like the nurse is telling you, you´re getting some apple.
Sookie: Still thinking about the one time when you witnessed the delivery of a foal, Honey?


Lorelai: Very funny, Jackson. I´ll laugh later. Now use that apple to shut up Florence Nightingale behind me.


Gypsy: Do you really have to take all the apples, Jackson? I see a scurvy epidemic in the town´s future.
Jackson: Well, you wouldn´t believe how many nurses they have at the hospital. Takes a lot of apples to shut them all up.


Dean: It´s your mother´s fault that I didn´t get my daily apple fix. I want some fruit now. You and your family will pay for that.
Rory: I..I´m..sorry. What can I do to make you feel better?


Jackson: I don´t want to violate your privacy Lorelai, but I had to come to the delivery room to tell you: we don´t have any more apples. Is there another way I can make the delivery easier for you?


Lorelai: That´s ok, Jackson. I´m not even pregnant. I just had a little series of tests going on. So far 99,9 percent of the male population of Stars Hollow would do everything for me. I´m just great!
Rory (thinking): Yeah, great. You could have at least let me in on the secret. That way you could have saved me all the Dean-destressing I had to do.