Proud Sister

LIZ: So Luke, how´s it going with you and Lorelai? I talked to her yesterday and she seems to be very satisfied.
LUKE: Do we really have to talk about this? What did Lorelai tell you?


LIZ: Well, she was quite impressed by the skills you have in bed.


LUKE: Oh come on, Liz. I know you´re making that up.


LIZ: No, I don´t. She said she likes the way your big hands can cover her breasts completely.
LUKE (thinking): Someone shoot me. This is so embarrassing.


LIZ: And then she told me that she is unable to control herself when you sleep with each other. And that she has to hold on to the bed because you´re so wild.


LUKE: Would you please stop this now?


LIZ: I have to go now. And listen big brother, you should really be proud of you. I wished T.J. would be so talented in bed.


LUKE (thinking): Wow, I had now idea Lorelai thinks I´m that good.