Eggfinder 3000

EMILY: Give up, Lorelai. I will not tell you, it´s a tradition and I´ll hold on to that. They are in or near your house, that´s all I´ll say.
LORELAI: You´re so mean! It was nice to have to search for my Easter eggs when I was a kid, but now it´s just silly!


LORELAI (thinking): They could be under the couch, or on the front porch, maybe in Rory´s room,...
LUKE (thinking): Could you please wait to think about that till we finished smooching? It´s creepy.
LORELAI (thinking): Ok, sorry.

After one hour of extensive smooching...


LORELAI (thinking): I can´t believe this thing cost 1000 bucks. What was the reason I bought it? Oh yes, Emily! She will not win and gloat for weeks because I didn´t find the Easter eggs!


LUKE: What the hell is this thing in your hand?
LORELAI: It´s EGGFINDER 3000, the newest type. With fast-finding feature! Oh yes, I receive a signal!

Two days later...


LORELAI: Hey Luke, I know you said you wouldn´t waste one more minute to help me find the eggs and I´m sorry I accidentally destroyed some of the furniture in the diner when I thought the eggs where hidden there although my mother said they are here. But could you please, please come over one more time and help me searching? You know, I wear that low-cut dress you love so much and when I bend down during the search you can totally...Okay, see you in a minute.


LORELAI: Are you sure? I have a clear signal that says they are hidden between the ice cream and the two weeks old Chinese take-out.
LUKE: Positive. They are not in here.


LUKE: I really don´t know where else we could look. Let´s give up!
LORELAI: I feel very Mulder & Scully right now. Where´s your big flashlight you always seem to carry around, Fox?


LUKE: Speaking of big flashlights, if it makes you feel any better we can go inside and you can do a different kind of "egg searching".
LORELAI: Dirty?
LUKE: You bet.


KIRK: Those eggs were yummy. Although maybe I shouldn´t have eaten all, I feel a little bloated now.